Why won't I allow visitors in the hostel?

I could list a million reasons why one of the rules we enforce the most is the no visitors allowed one, but for now i'll just list the ones i can think of before my potatoes are cooked.

1. Your visitor cost me money.
2. Your visitors void my insurance.
3. Your guest may disturb the experience of other paying guest.
4. We are a small hostel, almost no one locks their doors, so your visitors could easily get into people's rooms if they wanted to.
5. Your guests shorten the lifespan of things in the hostel.

What to do is your visitor is sexy and want to show you his/her fun areas.

1. Take him/her to Blue Moon Hotel (right downtown) it offers rooms by the hour with disco-club, mirrors on the ceiling, Jacuzzi and a bunch of other classy stuff.

My potatoes are ready!