Crazy Dog Old Lady

If you have ever seen the Simpsons, you are familiar with the crazy Cat Lazy, some fictional crazy ass old lady who mumbles and yells while she throws cats to people.
Right by the Blue Almond Hostel, we have a similar lady. She doesn't own any cats, but

1. She mumbles
   
2. She looks crazy
3. She's Old
4. She owns 8 dogs

To make the insult even worse she has name them after me; Juan 1, Juan 2, Juan 3 and so on. The dog are hideous and in very poor sanitary conditions. I can't imagine how the house must be in the inside, gross i assume.
We have pleaded to the government entities in charge and so far our cry for help has been ignored.